“It’s like if Gwen Stefani, Cyndi Lauper and The Doors had a drunken orgy.”

“You’re like that traveling clown who goes around to children’s parties and makes balloon animals, except you don’t make balloon animals, and it’s for adults.”

“Girl, you is a hot pink mess!”

“Where am I? What is this? ”

“Did I just drop, like, 10 hits of acid by touching your business card?”

“You know what I like about you Liz O? You just do whatever the f*** you want.”

“You are truly the Doyenne of Fun Rock.”

“You’re like the young, sexy, sassy version of Wavy Gravy.”